Various quotes and verses for when your getting older or just feeling it. Suitable for birthdays numerous card making sentiments to bring a smile or make you laugh out loud available free of charge from essential crafts.
Inside every mature person is an immature person shouting , what the hell happened ?
On the whole the years have been kind to us all, it was the weekends that did the damage .
Never be afraid to try something new , live for the moment so never dance with boring people.
One of the main advantages of turning 70 is you only need 4 hours sleep however it is four times a day.
You know you`ve reached middle-age when the only weightlifting you do consists of standing up.
As you get older three things happen firstly your memory goes and then you cant remember the other two.
They say that age is all in the mind , the trick is keeping it from creeping down into the body.
Dont let your age get you down , its too hard to get back up.
Your only young once, but can be immature for a lifetime.
Back in the day we turned on, tuned in and dropped out now we tune in, turn over and drop off.
Men chase golf balls when they`re too old and past it to chase anything else.
I think our kids should have all the things we never had and then we`ll move in with them.
For the man/woman who has everything going for him/her , eyesight going, hearing going, teeth going.
Old gardeners never retire, they just throw in the trowel.
You know your past it , when your wife whats you to go upstairs and make love to her, but you can only manage one or the other.
Age is a question of mind over matter, if you dont mind then it does`nt really matter.
You know your past it when, you sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
You know your past it when, your knees buckle, but your belt wont.
You know your past it when your doctor no longer x-rays you but just holds you up to the light.
you know your past it when your mind not only wanders but sometimes forgets to come back.
when you feel like the morning after but you didnt do anything the night before.
You dont remember when your wild oats turned into prunes and porridge.
Everyone is quite happy to give you a lift , simply because they dont want you behind the wheel.
Work is alot less fun and fun takes alot more work.
You like telling stories, over and over and over again.
When you realise the creaking in your house is actually coming from your body.
You realise time`s a great healer but a lousy beautician.
Your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
You look both ways before crossing a room.
You buy a sheer sexy negligee but you dont know anybody whose eyesight is good enough to see through it.
You can still chase men/women but only downhill.
Every time you suck in your stomach your ankles swell.
You wonder how you coud be over the hill when you dont remember climbing it in the first place.
You sit in a rocking chair but cant get it started.
Your idea of weightlifting is standing up.
when an all-nighter means not having to get up to use the bathroom.
You spend an hour looking for your glasses only to find them on top of your head.
You start getting symptoms in places you used to get urges.
It takes you two tries to get up from the sofa.